Sunday, 3 August 2014

Oneshot : Upside Down

Upside Down

Characters: Valentino Rossi, Marc Marquez, Alex Marquez
Genre       : Flash Fiction (English fanfiction)
Rating      : Clean, but mean!
Author     : Tio Mutia H.
            Well, this isn’t even a fanfic. It’s only a joke. Kinda flash fic. Just to cheer my friend up, who had a really bad day yesterday :p
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            Marc had a really really long night, celebrating his 9th win in a row in Sachsenring. Tho’ Alex didn’t win this time but they decided to walk through the night to the bar. Marc getting really drunk and passing out. He has no idea how he got home, or whether he actually got home or nah. But when he’s waking up, something’s wrong. The whole world is upside down.
            “What’s happening? Why is everything upside down?” he says confusedly.
            “Hey Marc, you’ve woken up!” Vale grins.
            “Vale? What the fuck are you doing there? Why is everything upside down?” Marc stares at Valentino who’s upside down too.
            “Oh Marc, you’re upside down! If the world was upside down then the sharks would fall out their tank!”
            “WHAT?!!” suddenly it all makes sense. Marc looking down, seeing the fins circling. Marc is terrified.
            “Why Vale? Why are you so mean?”
            “Why, you think? Well, I was bored, and I found you were there, really drunk, and I really DO NOT like you so much” Vale laughs out his joke—if only Marc recognizes it was only a joke.
            Marc is crying, big, fat, salty tears dripping down his nose. He is certain that he can hear the sharks teeth grinding in anticipation of him falling in, so they can eat him as soon as he falls in. What a delicious morning meal!
            “Where the fuck did you get the sharks from?” ask Marc. He’s trynna let go but he can’t.
            “Golly please! You’re suspended thirteen feet in the air, above a tank of hungry sharks, and a thing you want to know is ‘where did I get them’ ?! Well, if you’re curious, I ‘borrowed’ them from the local zoo. I said that I want to feed them a really delicious morning meal and they agreed!”
            Vale sits back in his chair with a huge of pizza in front of him, watching his ‘prey’ struggle on the end of his rope. This is the most fun he has had since Marc joined the MotoGP class, or even more fun than winning in Assen was.
            “So, Marc what happens now?” Vale cocks his wicked lips.
            “You could let me go, right now!”
            “Umm. Nah. No I am not going to do that shit, if you wanna know” Vale smiles and giggles. “Marc, want some pizza?”
            “Nah”
            “Good, because you aren’t getting any!” Vale laughs at his own joke.
            Vale is loving torturing Marc. Well, he knows he probably will let him go soon because he wasn’t really going to feed him to a tank of sharks, but he can’t deny enjoying his morning. Marc’s phone is ringing, from Alex. Vale answers it.
            “Sup, Alex?”
            “Hey, you’re not Marc! Where’s Marc?”
            “Ah, he’s here, he is just hanging around!” Vale really wants to add ‘literally’ in the end of his sentence but that might make Alex suspicious.
            “How did you set this up, Vale?”
            Vale sighs, he really regrets not gagging Marc.
            “Easy, you were so drunk, and you were almost comatose, after that it was simple task of tying you up, hoisting you in the air and placing those hungry sharks below. An evil, but simple and effective plan” Vale congratulates himself.
            “Please let me go, Vale” Marc wishing him anguishly.
            “What’s in it for meh?” Vale enjoying the hunky-dory morning weather today, oh nah. It’s not about the hunky-dory weather, it’s about the honky-dorky Marc who’s suspended in front of him, crying out his name to let him go without realising his joke.
            “Anything..”
            “Anything?” Vale cocks his eyes. “Absolutely anything?” Vale sighs, reaching for the remote, pressing the release button for Marc falls, straight into the tank.
            Marc panics, convinced that he is going to be a sharks breakfast, but nothing happens. Thay allow him to swim to the side and climb out. Then it hits him, the sharks weren’t real.
            “Why Vale?”

            “It’s called fun, Marc. You’re pranked! You didn’t think I was going to feed you to a tank of hungry sharks, did you? Bloody hell, Marc! I would NEVER do something THAT evil. The sharks might get food poisoning!”
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